I am Derek's Butt Dildo, yes.
hi!

11th June 2013

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pasni-c:

thegirl0nfire:

don’t be friends with seniors because they will graduate and leave you and it’ll suck

DON’T BE FRIENDS WITH UNDERCLASSMEN BECAUSE YOU WILL HAVE TO LEAVE THEM AND IT WILL SUCK

don’t be friends with seniors if you’re a senior because they’ll go to a different college than you and it will suck

dont make friends

glad we sorted that out guys

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11th June 2013

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stereksextape:

Tyler Hoechlin’s face is a gift from the gods

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11th June 2013

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drunklydias:

Allison and Lydia had never actually begun with Derek’s bullshit

drunklydias:

Allison and Lydia had never actually begun with Derek’s bullshit

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11th June 2013

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11th June 2013

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depraved-sexy-momswap-party:

depraved-sexy-momswap-party:

My brother just told me he’s monitoring my internet activity for a homework assignment

Fuck

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I decided to make the best out the situation

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11th June 2013

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I’m leaving for China tomorrow, and I won’t be back until the 27th.

see u suckers l8er

Tagged: public announcmentpls don't unfollow me pls illy allKISSY KISSYzai jian bbys

10th June 2013

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chadleymacguff:

this is literally my worst nightmare

chadleymacguff:

this is literally my worst nightmare

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10th June 2013

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bbglasses:

freshphotons:

1ml beaker.

tiny science

bbglasses:

freshphotons:

1ml beaker.

tiny science

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10th June 2013

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andersonismysnifferdog:

Poor Jim…

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10th June 2013

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Derek touched me and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

Derek touched me and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS.

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